I will not come before the king
I will not come for anything!
Would you, could you in a coach?
His majesty you must approach.
I would not, could not in a coach,
His majesty I won’t approach!
I will not come before the king.
I will not come for anything!
With a tail! With a tail!
Would you, could you with a tail?
I would not, could not with a tail!
Not on a carpet, not in a pail!
I will not come, so please don’t fret,
I will not come on a jumbo jet!
Not on a horse, not in a coach
His majesty I won’t approach
I will not come before the king.
I will not come for anything!
Say! With a crowd!
Would you, could you with a crowd?
I would not, could not with a crowd,
These pimples do not make me proud.
I would not, could not with a tail,
I will not, will not in a pail.
Not in a jet, so please don’t fret
Not in a coach.
I won’t approach.
I will not come before the king.
I will not come for anything!
